The five stages of the CSS into the world according to Kabbalah
As you have the chance to understand, I went on to the HTML / CSS recent strong. While reading, Writing, Design and programming languages โโI could not not help noticing that my DNA is obsolete type of mutation passed between him and united CSS language. Call me weird (“You are funny”, Quiet.), Call me a freak (“Detachable!!”, Not you…), Call me Daniel (“Daniel!”, What?) But you must admit that unlike other programming languages โโare wracking their brains for a day and sleep well at night, In the case of the CSS through several stages of learning experience (Some Hanana can be?) Eventually cause toLost their sanity Shut out the world Write about this post…
Abstract world stage: In the first stage you will begin to divide the world around Fibers (DIV ืืจืืื). Computer, Your desk, Bread you eat, The building in front of you – Everything suddenly cleared and will make much sense, Hidden world to reveal itself and for, Just for a moment you will feel all can (Dan Brown, Hope you read that I'm bombing here with ideas for a new book with the end sucks).
Step deficiencies: The second phase coordinates priorities and your hurt. The simple act of answering the phone while working will become impossible in motor (And mental), Daily amount of filters significantly increase (Maybe this place really ask for forgiveness from hundreds of my daily filtered? Or maybe not! If it's important to call again). Also abandon the sixth season of Lost for 42 Minutes of programming can be quite annoying side effect last season when it comes to explaining the five previous seasons.
Step Aha Now I understand ": The third stage (Bordering an appointment with a doctor in determining the mental) Every few minutes, tell yourself (Loudly and too often this way that anyone in the house hears) "Ahhh now I understand……!!" (Hence, the original phase). Do not be alarmed, It happens to a normal person. Like me! (This blog is redefining the concept “Normal”).
Step Success: The fourth stage fabric”Some will come moments after the third stage. At this point you will feel like kings – No one can you you kings of the CSS! You can do anything, Create and build with a wave of mouse. But do not rejoice too much that time comes..
Violent phase: Fifth and final phase will feel an intense need to crush the head of someone that you will find a mistake Fattal your first programming… But this mistake you hardened (And the poor guy with his head crushed) And will make you understand things you did not understand before.
Then comes a sub - Step (You thought was over huh?..) Tavern "Disillusionment and sneezing" ("Health!", Thanks) When you relax from the moment Mactm and begin to program your design again only better and with fewer errors.
If you have gone through the five steps (And sub-phase) And started to hate the IE You know the right way ![]()
Good luck!






4 Comments "The five stages of the CSS into the world according to Kabbalah"
iPhoner
Large Hhhh! You killed me with laughter with Step 5! Is true of any language..
Uziel
Hhhhhhh.. There you have it!
CSS sounds very interesting, I brought links to previous post (?) I did not understand as to and from! While I understand basic HTML and graphics..
A bit annoying.
Saturday of the peace!
Daniel Sternlicht
iPhnoer – Just when I learned English that did not happen to me ..:)
Uziel – To understand CSS have good control in HTML there was an easier way. I personally got help guides and videos that have more than just hear and understand than reading and practice.
Shabbat Shalom!
nfsalon
Ingenious and strong. Thank you